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Hey There Tlusty is Steve's latest musical offering, paying homage to the Plain White T's song Hey There Delilah. Listen to the song here
You wanna git with Buzz's hot cousin? Of course you do. But...so does he. Listen to the song here
Yes...we hate him. And so should you. Listen to the song here
So it's a little late. Steve's been busy with pink eye and such. Now that he's feeling much better we're releasing the final playoff song of the year. Listen to the song here
It's sad when all you have is a one trick poney and the best you can do is regurgitate your own parody songs of a parody song - ahem WGR. To be honest, this song has only been done really well by one person but we couldn't resist. Listen to the song here
Another round and another Sens playoff parody song to the tune of The Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated ". Listen to the song here
The Devils? The Devils. Devils v Sens to the tune of Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell". Listen to the song here
The new playoffs song is here. Pens v Sens to the tune of Green Day's "American Idiot". Listen to the song here
Now you can listen to the TGOR highlights from 2006 in roughly 11 minutes. Yup, 11 minutes. That's all we had. 11 minutes. Plays of the Year 2006
Not many men have their own theme songs but Buzz does. Not only does he have one theme song...he has two. Envy him people. Macerena Boo Bear Buzzy Boo Bear Theme
Steve has been promising to get this on the site for weeks, if not months. It's finally here. Share it, experience it. Love it. His name is Ray. Listen to the original song here The Emery Remix song The Emery Re-Remix
The original Round 2 battle song. This one really isn't all that good...perhaps you should just watch the clip below. G'head...skip this one. Steve won't mind. Oh and please disregard the image to the right. Listen to the clip here
Here's a great clip from CBC's This Hours Has 22 Minutes. Raj Binder shows us a sneak peek inside the Ottawa Senators locker room with hilarious results. See the clip here
Steve's farewell tune to the Leafs. Don't fret Leaf fans...your team will be back in a few months to continue sucking. In the meantime enjoy the music. Listen to the clip here
You knew is was going to happen. So let the haters hate and the doubters doubt and the players play. Revised for Round 2 against Buffalo. Listen to the clip here
A raw, powerful story of three men, a Wyoming ranch hand, a married man in love with his wife and a very loud middle aged bald man, who meet in the summer of 1963 hosting a crass, underachieving sports radio morning show and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted. Love Is A Force Of Nature. Listen to the clip here.
So you have a wide open net. No one challenging your approach. All you have to do is shoot it straight in. Watch this future Maple Leaf player make a fool of himself. See the clip here.
A take on the classic Muppets song. If you're a Steelers fan you may find this funny. If you're not a Steelers fan you may want to scroll down to the next clip. That Dominik song is pretty choice. Watch the clip here.
Jim Jerome actually thinks that the Yes No Game is the best game on earth. We did not make this up. Choose your TEAM 1200. Listen to the clip here.
The smooth stylings of one Steve Warne brings us another Christmas classic, soon to be played at all holiday functions this season. Listen to the clip here.
From what we can tell this is a clip from a UK children's show. They talk about "plucking your twanger", "playing with maracas" and somthing about your friend's balls. Quite unusal, but they're British so... See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
caulk also calk v. caulked, also calked caulk·ing, calk·ing caulks, calks 1. To make watertight or airtight by filling or sealing: caulk a pipe joint; caulked the cracks between the boards with mud. 2. Nautical. To make (a boat) watertight by packing seams with a waterproof material, such as oakum or pitch. To apply caulking: caulked all around the window frame. See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
It was during a pre season game in Las Vegas in September. The plexiglass came loose in the corner and the inexperienced staff was having problems fixing it. Roenick went over to lend a hand...then the music started...and the beat got the better of him... See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
We know gentlemen prefer them but what about tech support? Check out this clip where blondes and technology clash. See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is without a doubt the funniest piece of animation you will ever see. Don't be drinking when you watch this or you'll need to wipe down your monitor. See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
It's finally here. If you have a fever, we have your perscription. See the clip here. Download Windows Media below.
How does one become a cork soaker? Watch the clip and found out. See the clip here. Download Windows Media Player below.
Everyone is talking about how Tom Cruise has lost his mind. Well, if Scientology can make you do this, then I want what he's having. See the clip here. Download Quicktime below.
Seeing a guy get hit in the stones always gets a laugh. This clip is no exception. "Four!" Or should we say "Two!" See the clip here. Download Quicktime below.
Beans beans good for the heart, this clip shows just how good. He can praise Jesus all he wants but he should get that looked at. He also looks like he should be selling for Century 21. See the clip here. Download Windows Media Player below.
This guy should have just stayed in bed. We've seen some bad news coverage on TV but this has got to be some of the worst first day jitters ever. See the clip here. Download Flash below.
It probably seemed like a funny thing to say at the time...but we're pretty sure this guy is gonna get in trouble. But who calls 911 to settle a fight between two young girls? Listen to the audio clip here.
This game of shirts and skins takes a turn for the absurd. Try covering this guy...we mean literally. See the video here. Download Quicktime below.
Hockey has seen many influential coaches. None so inspiring as Coach Jules Winnfield. Chris Chelios talks about his experiences with the firey hockey legend in this clip. See the video here. Download Windows Media Player below.
Our first video has got to be the best darn cover of an 80's song ever! EVER! Ministry Of Sound's Call On Me, a cover of Steve Winwood's classic Valerie, reminds us of 20 Minute Workout. Sign us up. See the video here. Download Quicktime below.