More-On Sports Show
When the 04/05 NHL lockout struck the play-by-play and color voice of the Senators were left without work. It just so happened that at the same time the Team needed a new afternoon show. It was a marriage of convenience. Rather than think up a clever name for themselves, this new afternoon show asked for suggestions from the boss. They must’ve caught him on a bad day because his reply was: “I dunno call yourselves the “2 Dorks” for all I care.” BAM. History was made.
In the fall of 2005 the NHL returned and a new afternoon show was ushered in. This pair opted not to think for themselves as well and in true Moron fashion they turned to the listeners for a name… Thanks Listeners!
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Heard something you didn’t like on the show? Did JR clearly “fake laugh” a lame joke? Did Galls go on and on (and on) about himself again? Let us know
MORE-ON SPORTS 5 'n DIME
Do you wanna flex your brain muscle? Compete in each week against the other listeners in a battle of smartness! If you ever used the words astute, cunning, clever or keen to describe yourself, here’s your chance to silence the laughter. Listen for your cue to call, 750-1200, we have great prizes up for grabs.
MORE-ON EXCLUSIVES!
In the wake of the news that several people are involved, including Rick Tocchet, in a sports gambling ring Captain Albert Della Fave of the New Jersey State Police joined J.R. and Galley to clarify a few points.
November 1999 Playboy Playmate, Cara Wakelin, joins the guys at the 8th Annual Jakes Whitford Hockey Tournament. Cara chats about her experiences as a Playboy Bunnie and JR embarrasses himself, you can actually hear him blushing.
THE DEATH CALCULATOR
Punching in the Death Calculator
Start with 79 (today's average life expectancy)
1. Gender? Female = plus 1. Male = minus 2.
2. Do you have an annual physical exam? Yes = plus 3. No = minus 3.
3. Grandparent lived to 85-plus? Add 2 for each long-lived grandparent.
4. Do you volunteer on a weekly basis? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 1.
5. Do you live alone? Yes, minus 3. No, 0 points.
6. Are you able to laugh at, and learn from, your mistakes. Yes = plus 1. No = minus 3.
7. Do you have a confidant who listens to your problems? Yes = plus 1. No = minus 2.
8. Do you play puzzles and games? Yes = plus 4. No = 0.
9. Daily aerobic exercise: swimming, jogging, biking? Yes = plus 3. No = 0.
10. Eat balanced diet of fresh fruit, vegetables, whole grains? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 3.
11. Do you smoke a pack of cigarettes daily? Yes = minus 4. No = 0.
12. Live with, work with or have friends who smoke? Yes = minus 1. No = 0.
13. Do you "yo-yo" on and off diet fads? Yes = minus 5. No = 0 points.
14. Own an interactive pet (dog, cat)? Yes = plus 2. Passive pet (goldfish) = plus 1.
15. Left-handed yes= minus 1. Right-handed = 0.
16. For every inch of your height that exceeds 5'8", minus six months.
17. Are you a religious person, and do you practice your faith?
Yes = plus 2. No = 0.
18. Two or more daughters? Yes = plus 3. No = 0. (Daughters are elder caregivers).
19. Use stress management (meditation, quiet time, spa)? Yes = plus 4. No = minus 3.
20. Walk to work? Yes = plus 2. Ride to work? Yes = plus 1. Drive to work? Yes = minus 3.
21. Cosmetic surgery? Minus 5 for each decade you have a procedure. Minus 1 for each additional procedure per decade.
22. Do you fear the uncertainties of growing old? Yes = minus 2. No fear = plus 1.
23. Substance abuse? Yes = minus 6. Shared use of substances = minus 3.
24. Sexual promiscuity (multiple partners, STD risks)? Yes = minus 6. No = 0.
25. Engaged in long-term, relationship of trust and mutual respect? Yes = plus 5. No = 0.
26. All friends same age as you? Yes = minus 2. No = plus 1.
27. Written specific life goals and completion timeframes? Yes = plus 1. No = 0.
28. Family history of cardiovascular or cancer prior to age 50? Minus 2 per occurence.
29. Family history of obesity, diabetes, chronic depression? Minus 2 per each occurence.
Your life expectancy is
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